I'm checking out old DJ entries, as I oft do, because it's funny to look back at how obnoxious I was five years ago, and compare to how obnoxious I am now. And also because Amanda was doing so last night. This excerpt is particularly amusing to me right now, for the beastial, raging irony of it all...if only you knew, fifteen-year-old Christa. ( IF ONLY. YOU. KNEW. )